PS: I have drawings but I can't post them on here so you can leave the imagery to your imagination. Just imagine a pomeranian with giant anime eyes.
THE WORLD CHANGING...
REVOLUTIONIZING...
AMAZING NEW PET...
THE CHIBI!!!!!!!!!!!!
This product of genetic research by the esteemed Doki Research Corporation (developers of the first rainbow-colored domesticated foxes) took over 40 years to develop. After all, we want nothing but the best for out valued customers!
And the "dokitus chibae" is nothing but the best. We bred a bush monkey with a pomeranian, and then bred the most ideal animal with the product of a lemur and a housecat. For the perfect amber coat, we bred the best animal with a yorkie! We used the most humane process possible and all of our results live in perfect conditions.
When we first set eyes on the little chibi puppies, we gasped in wonder. They are the most adorable little things the world has ever known! With the huge eyes of the bush monkey (but gorgeous, anime charm of the chibi alone), the amazingly fluffy fur of a pomeranian and the soft amber coloring of the yorkie, PLUS the delicate nose and mouth of the feline family... the chibi is designed for MAXIMUM cuteness. And what's more, it's a miracle of modern science! The chibi can run like a dog with pads on its paws OR stretch out its toes and CLIMB like a lemur... right onto YOUR LAP!!!
"Hey! We're chibis, and we're the perfect pets! We just want to play, and we can't wait for you to take us home today!
I want a rainbow-colored domesticated fox and a Chibi NOW!
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